Happy Belated Father’s Day to T.I., Pete Davenport, Kanye West, and any other men who may not have known their one nights stand resulted in the miracle of life. Being a parent is a wonderful thing, but on tonight’s Hit The Floor, we saw how quickly Daddy’s Little Girl (or anyone’s tall, innocent, gullible ballerina) can quickly turn into a wet sex pot thanks to a little game-time coaching from Kyle Hart and Derek Roman.
Ahsha‘s big day at the Devil Girl calendar photo shoot becomes even more important when Jelena suggests she pose for February–also known as the “hottest month” of the year, which “every guy turns to first.” Umm, do any of my fellow August babies care to disagree? Before she knew she’d be posing solo she was already shaking at the prospect of making love/giving massive amounts of hickies to the camera–unlike Kyle, who’s only worry is which outlet she’ll plug her portable tanning machine into.
Luckily, Ahsha caught on to the possibility that Jelena is trying to sabotage her at every turn, and has found unlikely allies in not only Raquel, but the madame of Southern comfort and Devils star. When Ahsha helped herself to a solo tour of Derek’s pad (yep, the Devils pay well–you should see his place in Malibu!) the baller cornered her for a sexy speech about confidence and doing what you love. “When is your head clear? When are you all instinct?” he asked. He also just so happened to be shirtless and a close talker, but we’re sure German won’t mind.